Pat's New Music

Music & Lyrics © 1999 by Patricia Scot
Music & Lyrics © 2009 by Patricia Scot
Music & Lyrics © 1999 by Patricia Scot
Music & Lyrics © 1999 by Patricia Scot
Music & Lyrics © 1967 by Patricia Scot
Music & Lyrics © 2000 by Patricia Scot
Music & Lyrics © 2009 by Patricia Scot
Music & Lyrics © 2003 by Patricia Scot
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Wait and See
Love Happens
Higamous Hogamous
Everyday is Christmas when You're Mrs. Santa Claus
Holiday
Never Say Goodbye
Since She Came Along
This Day
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Better Late than Never
Music & Lyrics © 2000 by Patricia Scot
A Long Time
Music & Lyrics © 1969 by Patricia Scot
OGDEN NASH:
(VERSE)
HIGAMOUS HOGAMOUS, WOMAN'S MONOGAMOUS
HOGAMOUS HIGAMOUS, MAN IS POLYGAMOUS

SCOT:

THIS IS THE TIMELESS DILEMMA OF SEX
THE UNCHANGING, DERANGING OLD PAIN IN OUR NECKS

(CHORUS)
YOU WILL FIND THAT WOMAN'S MONOGAMOUS
THAT'S RIGHT - QUITE MONOGAMOUS
SHE HAS HABITS ALMOST "BULL-DOGAMOUS"
KEEPING ONE MAN IN HER SIGHT.

YOU WILL FIND THAT MAN IS POLYGAMOUS
OH! WOE! SO POLYGAMOUS.
SOME AFFLICTING MORTER-RIGAMOUS
KEEPS HIM UP HALF OF THE NIGHT.

(BRIDGE)
SCIENCE CLAIMS IT'S ALL BIOLOGY
EITHER THAT, OR PLAIN OLD PSYCHOLOGY.
WOMAN WANTS ONE MAN IN PARTICULAR
MAN PREFERS THE EXTRA-CURRICULAR

(CHORUS)
ON WE SPIN IN ENDLESS FUTILITY
HO-HUM. HUMDRUM FUTILITY.
HER FOR MARRIAGE, HIM FOR MOBILITY
WHAT A RIDICULOUS PLIGHT!

(BRIDGE)
OUT HE GOES IN SEARCHOF VARIETY
IN SHE STAYS, PRESERVING PROPRIETY
WOMAN TENDS TO CODDLE HER VANITY
MAN IS PRONE TO PROTECT HIS MANITY (SANITY?)

(CHORUS)
ON IT GOES THROUGHOUT ALL OF HISTORY
OH DEAR! CLEAR THROUGH HISTORY
ANYONE WHO FATHOMS THE MYSTERY
SETTLES A TERRIBLE FIGHT...

(TAG)
OF HER WANTING TRUE LOVE,
FOR WOMAN'S POSSESSIVE
AND HIS WANTING NEW LOVE
FOR MAN IS AGGRESSIVE

THIS DIRE SITUATION DESERVES MEDITATION
BUT - NO ONE CAN SAY WHO IS RIGHT !

Patricia Scot
C - 1965
HIGAMOUS HOGAMOUS